Thursday, May 18, 2017

Alien Week: AVP: Requiem (2007)



SYNOPSIS:  The Pred-Alien and other xenomorphs crash on Earth in a small Colorado town. A bunch of face-huggers get loose in the woods, thus spawning more aliens, and the Predators send one of their own from their home planetnto clean up the mess. Caught in the middle of this war are a bunch of horny teenagers, a former juvenile delinquent named Dallas and sexy, and as a tough-as-nails Iraq War vet (Aylesworth). They all attempt to escape the sleepy burg of Gunnison, while the U.S. Government puts a fatal strategy into effect, one that it hopes will will contain the spread of the alien forces.



COMMENTARY: Long ago -- and according to legend -- the great Sigourney Weaver put down the Ripley role because 20th Century Fox envisioned a new direction for the Alien series. What was that new direction? Aliens vs. Predators.  Perhaps apocryphally, perhaps truthfully, Weaver noted that she believed aliens belonged in the darkest, most isolated corners of deep space, not jumping out from behind haystacks on Earth.

Aliens vs. Predator Requiem (2007) is the movie she had the foresight to imagine. It’s the aliens-jumping-out-of-haystacks film. And it is no exaggeration to note that Requiem is godawful. It represents franchise-scuttling at a heretofore unimaginable, apocalyptic level. The movie is incompetently lit, making important details impossible to determine, but its worst sin is that the narrative is incoherent and contradictory The film never bothers to build towards anything significant, and scenes start and stop without rhyme or reason.

Perhaps the most trenchant commentary about this sequel's quality is that AVPR is the first film in either classic horror franchise that feels it necessary to spotlight teenagers skinny-dipping in a high school pool after hours. And yep, these horny teens are attacked by swimming aliens there. Once upon a time, neither franchise required stripping high-schoolers to draw enthusiastic audiences. Once upon a time, both franchises were intelligent, beautifully-designed meditations on the darker angels of human nature.  But now -- all the sudden -- we’re asked to sympathize with the angst and ennui of a pizza delivery boy who wants to date a girl he’s always liked.

Because that’s the reason audiences go to see Alien and Predator films.

There have been controversial films before, in both franchises. Alien 3 (1992) was about the fact that survival isn't always a "win." One could also gaze at Aliens (1986) as a metaphor for American arrogance during the Vietnam War. And the original Alien (1979) was about, in some subconscious sense, human sexuality co-opted by a nasty xenomorph. Even 1997's Alien Resurrection -- for all of its problems -- offered some worthwhile commentary on the morality of human cloning, and the way that man had unwittingly become more like the xenomorphs by corrupting the life-cycle of other beings. But the best that AVPR can muster is to steal a page from the 1980s slasher film formula: vice (sex) precedes slice-and-dice or in this case, attack by alien. That's right, the Rolls Royce and Cadillac of horror franchises settle for Friday the 13th-style scenarios that are so hackneyed they were being mocked by Scream  a decade earlier. Now the “Dead teenager” formula absolutely has a purpose and a validity in appropriate circumstances.  But one nonetheless hates to see Alien lobotomized into the equivalent of a bad slasher flick.  Especially one that so readily dispenses with series continuity.

On that front, consider the modifications presented by the Pred-Alien. It has developed, genetically-speaking to eschew the egg and face-hugger stages of development. Now it simply kisses its prey and pumps embryos into the throat, leading right to the chest-burster stage. This unnecessary alteration is emblematic of the film’s lack of patience. AVPR isn’t willing to take its time, make its characters sympathetic, or generate real feelings of terror and unease. Instead, it just wants to barrel away, skipping the things that would have made the film more than an extended wrestling match. AVPR never bothers to explain how an infusion of Predator DNA permits this change in the alien’s nature.  Since the answer is never given, one might reasonably suspect that the filmmakers decided to do something “cool” rather than something faithful or dramatically motivated.  Here, we get a scene where a few chest-bursters erupt out of a pregnant woman in labor, and that, one spouses they believed that fulfills “the cool factor.”

Another question: why does Predator technology -- and even the spaceship interior – suddenly look completely different than how it looked at the end of Alien vs. Predator?

AVPR also puts the final nail in the long-erosion of the "un-killable alien" meme first realized by Ridley Scott in 1979. In his original film, the alien couldn't be killed, and couldn't even be stopped. Its quarry could only get away from it, to leave it behind floating in space. 
Yet here teenagers with hand-guns literally blow aliens away left and right. Twenty-first century weaponry is more than efficacious blowing up these once unstoppable beasts. The trademark xenomorph -- once a genuine Terror from the Id -- is now just a big "bug" to be swatted with our state-of-the-art hardware. Forget the fact that it took advanced, futuristic hardware like smart guns and pulse rifles in Aliens to do the same job. Nope, now kids can do it with good old-fashioned, conventional shotguns and pistols.  Among other problems, this fact dishonors Ripley’s four-movie journey. She fought the alien without weapons. She fought the alien with weapons too.  She even laid down her life to prevent the aliens from reaching Earth, and impacting innocent families. Why? The xenomorphs were so dangerous that they could destroy everything, imperil all life.  They were a perfect (and perfectly hostile) life-form, and if they reached our cities…it was game over. AVPR undercuts Ripley’s meaningful sacrifice by putting aliens on Earth -- and making them containable -- before Ripley was even born.  This “sequel” film fails egregiously because it rewrites the saga in a way that makes Ripley’s choice to die rather than birth a queen seem inconsequential. If aliens can be put down by shot-guns, what’s the big deal?

Another complaint: watch how the aliens move in this film. They are almost universally seen on all-fours, as though they are banana-headed dogs, rather than the upright drones of the earlier films. The Predator fares slightly better in the film, though he operates by no sense of logic that is discernible. This Predator arrives on Earth with the mission to "clean up" the mess. Audiences periodically see him spilling glowing blue acid on the corpses so as to cover the tracks of both the aliens and his own kind. It's his mission, we presume -- from this act of destroying the evidence -- to hide the incursion of extra-terrestrials on Earth. Given this task, the fact that the predator skins a police deputy and hangs his corpse from a tree --- to be found by the sheriff -- doesn't make a lot of sense. Why go out of your way to destroy all evidence of your presence, and then leave behind a bloody, hanging corpse in a tree, That's just one incredible gap in situational logic, but there are bigger fish to fry here.

When the movie was first released, there were a number of online reviews from unhappy fans indicating that the film was poorly shot: that it was too dark. This is not just fan griping. This author know of no modern-day corollaries for this overt failure in a major, big-budget production. But for some reason, AVPR is terribly, terribly under-lit throughout. Even the daylight scenes are hard to see. Viewers spend the entire movie squinting, trying to make-out the crappy action.  This is a movie that actually hurts to watch. In scene after scene, dark, indistinguishable figures clash with other dark, indistinguishable figures, all to the sound of squealing, gunfire and grunting. Rain falls, and audiences finally get the illumination they desire and need from brief instances of gunpowder flare and lightning strikes. Perhaps the film was darkened post-production because the monster suits weren’t up to scrutiny? Regadless, the film is inarguably a visual disaster.

In the final analysis, AVPR isn't merely an insult to the intelligence, it's an insult to the great tradition and lineage of Alien and Predator films. 
A requiem, by the way, is a hymn for the dead; a musical composition for the expired. In this case, the "requiem" sung by AVPR is the death knell of not one, but two classic sci-fi film franchises.


3 comments:

  1. John, I absolutely agree with your review of AVPR. What might have been an impressive film instead felt like just another bad monster horror film that the Aliens and Predators were placed in. I hate it too when a film under-lit !!!!! I hate it even more than J.J. Abrams lens flare obsession.

    SGB

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  2. Sheri6:31 PM

    Yes, yes, agree all around. I went with friends to see this movie because we're all from Western Colorado, and after "Hey, look, it's supposed to be Gunnison!" there was absolutely no reason to watch. We kept waiting for a plot to develop, or for someone to replace that burned-out bulb, or for an honest-to-God slasher flick to emerge, or *something* of interest. What a piece of crap.

    And along with you, SGB, I'm sick to death of under-lit and under-miked films! When you can't see what's going on (in some cases, that's a relief) or hear what's being said above all the ambient noise in a movie, you stop seeing movies. And Hollywood wonders where audiences have gone?

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  3. So much better than the first, but a still a failure. And this one really gets me as it's more of a Predator film than the previous. At least they got the Pred right this time (unlike those abominations in the first film). The Predalien is quite impressive in action as well. But the 1980s slasher film characters and the inability to see anything due to the non existent lighting kill it. How could they get it wrong, twice?

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